Dear Pepsi,
Please come up with your own commercial ideas!
Sincerely, santa and the polar bears are coke’s thing. Stealing it makes me want to drink you even less.
“Sing it.”
“Define cute.”
“The bright side of life.”
Dear medication commercials,
“If you experience death, please contact your doctor immidiently.”
Sincerely, wait, what?
It shouldn’t matter what the color of your skin is. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.
“Dear people who think only white people are racist,
There’s a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, “I love being black!” if there was an “I love being white!” one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don’t see any scholarships for being white. It’s not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it’s perfectly acceptable to call a white person a “cracker.”
Sincerely, you’re NOT entitled to everything because you’re black.”
“Words.”
“It’s my pet peeve.”
“My friend thinks he’s smart.”
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